Laugh Now, Cry Later. 10 Little Things I Love and Hate About My Relationship

I sent this to BooBoo today....

10 things that I hate:

10. Making me listen to and watch any and everything Beyonce does. I mean she cool but I don't like her like that.

9. Just cuz I'm your man, I'm suppose to be the problem solver, miracle worker, part the red seas and open up the heavens.

8. I don't have any kids but I feel like it cuz you poke your bottom lip out when you don't get your way knowing I will fall for it.

7. You call me 10-15 times a day and get a little tude when I don't really have anything to day.

6. You like to get "little man" all excited, then try to tell me I got to wait to handle business. IT AINT FUNNY!!!!!!!

5. You are always on the phone. I swear I want to break that damn thing in half sometimes.

4. You get on me like my momma used to when my place gets a little messy.

3. I swear sometimes I actually see breasts grow on you when you're with your "gurls".
I AM NOT going to refer to those dudes as my sister-in-laws.

2. You like to bring up old shit during a new argument.

1. Even though you try your best to respect when I need private time to myself, you are 100% with out a doubt my Mr. Me Too.

10 things that I love:

10. We love each other to much to walk away.

9. You think I can solve your problems , work miracles, part the red seas and open up the heavens.

8. Your random and spontaneous love making sessions.

7. You rub my head for me when I'm feeling stressed

6. You give me manicures like Janet did for Tupac on Poetic Justice.

5. I'm the first person you call in the morning and the last person you call at night.

4. When we're at Dave and busters you pretend you can't play the hoops game all the time just so I can get behind you and show you how to shoot. No matter how many times you do it, never gets old.

3. When we're together you can't go to sleep unless part of me is touching part of you.

2. You get on me worse than momma used to when my place gets a little messy with a smile on your face.

1. We can still just lay in the bed cuddled up without saying a word for hours and it still feels like the most comfortable thing in the world.


~Okay you know what? I realized something. Its been over a year since I've been blogging. The majority of my entries has been about the trials of tribulations of my relationship wit my boyfriend. After further reflection we've been through a lot of shit and I'm positive there is more to come but I wouldn't change or give it up for anything. Even though there are people in my life that are leaves that try to be branches. BooBoo has always been my root from day one. So if someone shows you who they are the first time. Believe them. Had to take that page from Madea and Maya Angelou.~