My life is not really that hard, it just seems that way sometimes. I'm just a poor black man stuck way too far down south trying to make each day a little better than the last.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Summer colds are the worst!!

What up Blog friends. I feel like I haven't posted much lately(probably because I haven't). I've been crazy busy. The job ...sigh* the job is trying me. booBoo is good and the family relations are all positive. I do have a cold that's kicking my ass right now.

I'll post something of consequence soon.

I thought this was kinda funny..........




10 Truths about Blacks, Whites, and Hispanics! Entry for July 14, 2006
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.


10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in our family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything..
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10 Comments:

Blogger E said...

Tupac's not dead...I tell you. It's a lie...*LOL*.

2:16 AM

 
Blogger K Kaos said...

Too Fuuny and Too True!

9:43 AM

 
Blogger fuzzy said...

Its all a cover up tupoc is chillin wit Osama. Its a perfect plan. Nobody is looking for Osama so they wont find Tupoc!

9:35 AM

 
Blogger Marz said...

I swear I saw this before, is this a repost?


-Marz

9:47 PM

 
Blogger Ladynay said...

I have 2 crown royal bags! They are too pretty to throw away! LOL

6:34 AM

 
Blogger Clay said...

that is a CACKLE!!!!!!!!!

6:43 PM

 
Blogger heartbreaker said...

TOO funny, i hope u feel better

5:38 PM

 
Blogger Dayne Avery said...

well damn I know youre not still sick. GET TO BLOGGING!

8:44 PM

 
Blogger LoLo B said...

Summer colds SUCK 4 real, 4 real! I love this post! Maybe I need to do one w/ Asian People added into the mix...

5:03 PM

 
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